Saturday, July 26, 2008
"The advertisements are the most truthful part of a newspaper"
Highlight of the Day: Being reminded that I live in Communist China. The first actual (I like that word) reminder came yesterday, when I went to what I thought was the last surviving DVD shop in my area, the Tuan, and found out that all the bootleg foreign DVDs they once had, all became bootlegged Chinese DVDs. Needless to say the DVD shop was complete void of foreigners. The second reminder came, this morning when I woke up at 7am on a Saturday, something I never do, to go to wukesong, which is in the middle of the wild west part of Beijing, to buy tickets for Olympic Basketball. I was excited because today they were going to be selling a USA basketball day. However, upon my arrival there was not that many people standing in line. One of the first signs that something was up. Once I got to the front of the gate, to see what the hell was going on, there was a sign that said that they sold all the tickets yesterday. And twenty minutes later a volunteer for the Olympics comes and says all the tickets sold yesterday. This doesn't sound unusual, but, this weekend they were only supposed to sell certain days each day and all the days at once. But because of a change in some policy that was made on the spot that day while they were selling tickets, they decided to sell everything at once. This is some bush league Olympic organizing, come on! The third thing just happened 30 minutes ago when I tried to write this blog. Normally, we have complete access to writing our blogs on blogspot, we just can't read them after we write them, unless we use a proxy. However, today, I couldn't even get access to write the blog. A sign that the gov't is cracking down on the information flow. Maybe, I should not even be writing this post. So I will end with, hey the Chinese government is great though, keep up the good work.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
out of my way! i'm a motorist!
eventually they let us into the air conditioned foreign affairs waiting room and finally at 9:00 upstairs to the testing room, a big hall with a bunch of computers set up at separate desks. everybody chose their specific language and off we went. there were a good amount of people there, all different nationalities. just like the dmv in the us, the traffic management bureau has the effect of bringing all elements of society together, though expatriate society in this case. i generally live in spend time in the part of town where western europeans, north americans and british commonwealth citizens hang out. the russians have their own corner near ritan park and the koreans all live up in lidu. but when it comes down to it, everybody has to slog out together to deal with the psb.
but it seemed like most people passed, which was surprising because the test was pretty difficult. i don't think there's any way i could have passed without studying. think you have what it takes? check out some actual questions straight from the study guide below. answers are in the comments.
1. In summer, when a driver drives a vehicle he can _____.
A. wear a pair of slippers
B. not wear slippers since it's unsafe and impolite to wear them
C. wear any shoes, including slippers
2. For an open abdominal wound, such as protrusion of the small intestine tube, we should:
A. put it back
B. no treatment
C. not put it back, but cover it with a bowl or jar, and bind the bowl or jar with a cloth belt
3. Except for tractors, battery cars and utility vehicles, when drivers encounter foggy, rainy, snowy, sandstorm or hailstone weather, and the visibility is less than 50m:
A. they should stop and not drive
B. the must drive no faster than a maximum speed of 30km/hour.
C. they should drive quickly and watch closely.
4. When pass through a section of road that does not have a sign forbidding blowing the horn and a situation calls for using the horn, a driver should:
A. blow the horn.
B. englarge the sound volume of the horn.
C. Blow the horn as less as possible.
5. When there is some disagreement with others, a driver:
A. should call the other names.
B. should discuss the situation with patience, and not allow a bad mood to affect driving.
C. can drive with rage
6. Drivers should:
A. deliberately underestimate each other.
B. compete for road supremacy.
C. learn and help each other, adopt one's strong point while over coming one's weak point and keep safely driving.
UPDATE: i forgot to mention this above, but in the testing hall there was this big red LED screen that scrolled instructions alternating in chinese and english. at the end of the english section (and i assume the chinese too, though i didn't read it) was a series of exhortations about the importance of following the law. while i don't remember exactly, they followed the line of "the law of road traffic safety is your guardian angel on the road," and "everybody shall harmoniously follow the law of road traffic safety." a true communist moment in a city increasingly devoid of them.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Apparently Some Chinese People Melt in the Rain
Anyway, the reason I think Chinese people might melt in the rain is because after getting to my stop. I go to exit and there is a long mass of people at the end of the stairway, blocking everyone who is trying to exit and get to work. They are all just standing there under the awning, trying not to get rained on, as if the rain touches them they will melt. This has lead me to the conclusion that there is just to many damn people in this city and I am glad that they got rid of half the expat population here. Now they just need to get rid of these Chinese people who melt in the rain and block traffic flow. My suggestion is that they throw them in one of the rivers around Beijing. If they don't melt by the water, they will be eaten alive by the mosquitoes or the toxins that make the rivers bright green. But then again maybe these people are smart not going out in the rain, who knows whats coming down in that stuff.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
life in the second tier
i just got back to beijing from xi’an, where i was doing research for our second tier city reports. some may remember i have actually been there before, and it was interesting going back not as a tourist. i think the disparity is especially striking in xi'an, because the nearby terracotta warriors make it one of the stops on almost every standard china tour. as a tourist, you basically only get a glimpse of your hotel, the city wall and the area around the drum and bell towers in the center of town, though depending on your budget you may also see the train station and the numerous prostitutes around the cheap hotels.
i also lucked out in that my colleague who accompanied me is from xi'an originally, which meant that two of the three nights i was there i got to meet various members of her family, and got the classic china treat of being almost forcibly stuffed full of homemade dumplings by a kindly old chinese lady. the trip was quite a workout for my chinese as well, which i appreciated, though i managed to duck out of many over-my-head conversations by eating and/or playing with my coworker's four year-old cousin. him i could mostly understand.
like in my trip to hangzhou a few months ago, the increased number of cars was quite obvious. our hotel was on the major shopping street in the middle of town, which i vaguely remember from before, but what i don't remember was the cars parked all over the sidewalk. the air quality was significantly better than beijing, as all three days i actually cast a shadow. one guy i met told me that the air has gotten much better recently since the government forced the chemical industry out of town (to somewhere like lanzhou, no doubt), but i don't particularly remember the air being bad last time around. maybe tyler or clark knows.
most time was spent outside of the city walls, but there isn't too much interesting to say about that unless you were terribly interested in xi'an real estate, in which case you can shell out for our reports. needless to say, xi'an looks just like some regular city outside the tourist areas, with a lot of construction and some good stuff going on and some poorly thought out stuff going on. they're building a subway line right now, which i think is not totally necessary but like everywhere in china the critical mass of people exists to make it work.
one more interesting tidbit: xi'an must be hurting from the visa ridiculousness. our quite nice four-star hotel rooms only cost RMB 400 per night (about 58 bucks), and that was after the manager gave us a discount. mind you this is during july, prime international tourist season, and in a centrally located hotel in perhaps the biggest tourist spot in china after beijing and shanghai. the hotel didn't seem particularly crowded either. poor, poor xi'an.